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Amber's leading publisher of rumor, scandal and innuendo.
While the Unicorn thrives on yellow ink, it always manage to maintains an upbeat and positive spin on the crown. Queen Vialle is a particular darling of the paper, though she has steadfastly refused to be interviewed.

THE DAILY UNICORN

March edition

Headline: The Royal Guild of Engineers settles out of court with the crown over the matter of self repairing masonry. While the settlement was private, sources say that the Guild was appeased with the promise of future work expanding the cities docks.

Story: Prince Gerard reorganizes the imperial fleet. With the long term absence of a second Admiral, Prince Gerard has recently committed to reorganizing the fleet to work better with the single Admiral system.
When asked about any possible replacements for the long deceased Prince Caine, Gerard replied, "I'd love to see the younger members of the nobility involved in the navy, but right now I don't know anyone I'd feel confident in recommending to the King."

Story: The yearly spring equinox ball was a grand success. Princess Floramel has once again succeeded in creating a beautiful spectacle in the golden halls. With a wonderful display of flowers specially imported from the golden circle, the castle was positively bursting with colors over the equinox weekend. In attendance was King Random, Queen Vialle, Princess Fiona, Prince Bleys...

June Edition

Headline: Amber farmers are dealing with serious crow problem this summer. An unusual influx of large crows has led to several farms adding scarecrows and hiring youths with pots and pans to drive the birds from their fields. Other farmers commented that this just drives the birds to eat their crops. It's hoped that the crows will not effect this years harvest greatly, though the actual damage is difficult to determine.

Story: Burning man spotted at castle. Nobles tight lipped as always. A humanoid figure, apparently on fire was reported to have crashed into the imperial court. Prince Gerard commented, "No comment." No further information could be obtained, but with our great leaders who know what kind of magic could be afoot.

Story: Sam Wilkins, proprietor of "Bloody Sam's" fish market and restaurant was found murdered last Tuesday. The mans body was found stuffed in a cooler, supposedly sliced open and gutted like a fish. The store will aparently remain open, as the man's silent partner has assumed managment. "Bloody Dave's" should be open in a day or two, once they wash all the gore out.




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